Weddings, Parties, Anything…

“SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM IS A THIEF!”

“We’d like the congregation to please be seated.

I’d like to explain just a few things:
I love the United States because it’s the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, but I love the United States because of its TOLERANCE.

Tolerance means I may not agree with what you say, but you have the right to believe it, and I will give you respect when you’re saying it – that works here in the United States. You may not agree with everything I say here, but tolerance and respect, that’s the United States.”

ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT A MEMBER OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY – YES OR NO?

“No sir! Just an atheist who’s fond of hymn tunes.”

“Tolerance and respect.”

“But, there’s a moment right now that I think is very important. I think we live in a society that expects an awful lot, and there are a lot of takers in society – you know what I mean? People who take and don’t give – and that’s sad, because there’s a joy in giving – it’s more blessed to give than to receive. That’s a mystical and supernatural thing.”

TRAITORS! TRAITORS!
(It’s surprising how blind some people can be)
TRAITORS! TRAITORS!
(Nothing shall divert us from our fundamental purpose)

“Tolerance and respect. Let’s bow our heads together….”

“In recognising a communist, physical appearance counts for nothing. If he openly declares himself to be a communist, we take his word for it. If a person consistently reads and advocates the views expressed in a communist publication, he may be a communist. If a person supports organisations which reflect communist teaching, she may be a communist. If a person defends the activities of communist nations, she may be a communist.
If a person does ALL of these things, he MUST be a communist…
..but there are other communists who don’t show their real faces, who work more silently…”

“You may not agree with everything I say here.”
(People who are attacked have to stand up and fight!)
“You may not agree with that, but I believe that with all my heart.”
(That sure gives me a hammer on those boys!)
“God never intended for man to be independent – did you know that?”
(What had happened to the hopes for peace?)
“You may not agree, but that’s what the Bible teaches:
You made your contribution, and I wanna say thankyou”.

“Tolerance and respect.”
(Thy will be done. You musn’t have a conscience about these things).
“Tolerance and respect.”
(Stop trying to make all things new. You know something – there IS a conspiracy).
“Tolerance and respect.”
(Thy will be done.)

“I know that couldn’t be the person I am right now, if it were not for YOU.
What therefore God has joined together, let no man put asunder – Amen.”

“You made your contribution, and I wanna say thankyou.
You made your contribution…”

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